In honor of Patriot’s Day write an opening line for this picture taken at Minute Man National Historic Park in Lincoln, Massachusetts. Edith: I told him if he went into the woods with that strumpet one more time, I’d blast him all the way to the frontier.
Sherry: They thought since my husband was off fighting with the Regulars that they could come on my property. I changed their minds.
Jessie: Waiting around for someone else to bring home dinner had never been Martha’s style.
Barb: You could see them in the woods because of their bright red coats.
Liz: I thought I heard a noise out in the woods. I fired a warning shot or two just in case.
Julie: Damn squirrels. Rats with nice tails. Not even good eating.